The Big C

It was a night of

c(ult-like) bonding of books,

c(onversations) about life, and

c(ounting) the hoardings we gathered in our bookish escapades. I finally appeared, after months of

c(owering) in my little

c(ave), saving all the

c(urrencies) and

c(oins) I can gather, both online and offline. I

c(ounted) the roster, and I was the only person representing the cunt of this population. I wonder,

c(an) I really down cans of beer and shots of liquor, not minding my mouth zipped by the silence and the lonesome days of surviving and tanking the bills? Or maybe I was lacking the

c(ourage) of appearance; I used to have unhealthy banters and

c(ounter-attacks) with one of the book club members.

I was the only woman in this room and we are

c(ounting) down 6 liters of Sex on the Beach.

C(onversations) traversed from the life updates, to the attendances of the book events, to who were the ever present throughout 2023, or if the members and moderators of the old days are still grinding the questions to the writers and navigating the discussions and for somewhat reason, perhaps the magic of those drinks we are nearly drowning of, a magic c was being asked.

Pre, sa totoo lang, saan ba yang clitoris na yan?

I do not even remember any mention of a porn material, or a smut read, or even a notation of Vagina monologues or Pukiusap by one of our dear member-writers.

This talk is filled with

c(unts) now, I thought to myself. With a

c(onscious) effort to hound at them and saying that this

c(litoris) talk is getting out of hand, I stood up, leaving the bench of the roster just because one

c(annot) find the precious letter 'C'.

I went to the restroom of the women and the men; I saw the men's section with a dozen cubicles as compared with women's - only with four. People are asking, "Why are the women taking so long in the restrooms? Looking in the mirrors,

c(hecking) their getups. Looking at their shorts if it is still intact. If their

c(ondoms) are still there or not. All the while, men are just bustling: going in and out just because they relieve all their stresses or whatever resources they have - work, life, academic, or whatnot.

And then I realized, I also looked for the big letter 'C'; that big

C(ash) that I am indebted with. I am a laughing sixteen thousand amounts of

C(redit card) debt every month, and yet in the big

C(orporate) that I am working with,

c(annot) sustain such.

This year, I never felt so tanked in and even without a

c(ancer) as a recorded ailment, lots of

c(ash) have been flowed out of my accounts. I really need to save up, save more.

C(orporate) and c(ondo) swallowed me whole and I left myself with a little financial and time freedom. Sometimes, the time off is awarded to oneself as a

CHARITY.

I really am tired with all the adulting, and these sorts of conversations with folks is what I needed – clitoris or otherwise.